4. Call Your Mom Everyday. Call Your Dad Twice A Week.
Look, you gotta call your mom everyday, she worries about you. I know you are busy, but she is too idiot! Show her some love.
As for Dad, you know men, we don’t have to talk everyday. Twice a week is efficient enough to cover sports, Apple stuff, and how we are both broke.
Sincerely,
Your better half
