November 2008
9 posts
14. Create a graphic design portfolio.
Hey man,
You have been doing a lot of graphic design at Northwestern. So why don’t you put it all in one place? Like a portfolio?
Thank me later.
13. Keep extra clothes in the office.
You never know when you will pull that all-nighter. Or maybe you do know when you will pull that all-nighter! Either way, it is good to have extra clothes in your office so you can make that quick change before you head otuside again.
You see way too many people too often to be caught in the same clothes…
12. It sucks to be the starter, but someone has to...
Hey man,
Don’t you hate when people don’t speak up in discussion section? Yeah, me too. But you have been given the herculean task of BS-ing some comment just to get the convo started.
So what if it is stupid - because it usually is - the goal is to get other students to talk since they seem to be temporarily paralyzed after a question is asked.
You will be rewarded for your service...
11. NEVER give up on your fantasy football team.
Hey man,
You dissapointed me this weekend. Yes your team was down by 85 points Sunday afternoon. Yes your team was down by 62 points going into to Monday night. Yes your running backs combined for 10 points while your opponent racked up 48.
THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE!
With a combination of Kurt Warner (300+ yards, 3TDs) Steve Breaston (7 rec, 121 yds, 138 return yds) and Arizona Defense (2 ints, 1...
10. Make rules for Barack Obama
Hey man,
I have had fun making rules for you, but other people need my help. Especially this one guy…
Don’t worry, I will make time for you too!
9. Check your "Future" Gmail label everyday
You never know what it might hold…
7. Don't break your rules!
Hey man,
You think just because I put these rules down that you will easily follow them? WRONG! That’s why I’m callin you out. Follow the rules!
6. Don't use the elevator to go up (or down) one...
Ok Mike, I know you don’t do this, but just advice to others, don’t use the elevator to go up or down one floor! WTF dude! Are you that lazy that you have to use the elevator, waste 30 seconds, when you could just went up one flight of stairs?!?
Now I understand if you have a lot in your hands (food, equipment, luggage, etc.) But way too often I am in the elevator going from the...